This Board....

TastinGood · September 18th, 2003, 05:29 PM

We got winners; we got losers;
Chain smokers and boozers.
An' we got yuppies; we got bikers;
An' we got, thirsty hitchhikers.
And the girls next door dress up like movie stars

Mm, mm, mmm, mmm, mmm, I love this board.

We got cowboys; we got truckers;
Broken hearted fools and suckers.
An' we got husslers; we got fighters;
Early birds and all nighters.
And the veterans talk about their battle scars

Mm, mm, mmm, mmm, mmm, I love this board.

I love this board,
It's my kind place.
Just walk in through the front door,
Puts a big smile on my face.
It ain't too far; come as you are.
Mm, mm, mmm, mmm, mmm, I love this board.

I've seen short skirts; we've got high-techs;
Blue collar boys and rednecks.
An' we got lovers; lots of lookers;
I've even seen dancin' girls and hookers.
And we like to drink our beer from a mason jar:
Mm, mm, mmm, mmm, mmm, I love this board, yes I do!

I like my truck,
An' I like my girlfriend,
I like to take her out to dinner;
I like a movie now and then:

But I love this board,
It's my kind place.
Just toeing around the dance floor,
Puts a big smile on my face.
No cover charge; come as you are.
Mm, mm, mmm, mmm, mmm, I love this board.
Mm, mm, mmm, mmm, mmm, I just love this ol' board.

**SHATOUSHKA** · September 18th, 2003, 05:42 PM

tee hee... nice application [img]graemlins/thumbs_up.gif[/img]

**GravyTrain** · September 18th, 2003, 06:17 PM

and it's a good thing we don't have Toby Keith posting here

**imaslave4junior** · September 18th, 2003, 06:50 PM

haha that ws great [img]graemlins/thumbs_up.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/thumbs_up.gif[/img]

**Ivana** · September 19th, 2003, 09:48 AM

That was so cute [img]smile.gif[/img]

Now put people in those categories [img]tongue.gif[/img]

**GravyTrain** · September 19th, 2003, 01:24 PM

well, i'm a winner, an all-nighter, blue-collar and a looker

**imaslave4junior** · September 19th, 2003, 01:28 PM

ima hussler

**SHATOUSHKA** · September 19th, 2003, 01:38 PM

i dunno that you are blue collar, dj....
but you are definitely redneck

[img]tongue.gif[/img]

**GravyTrain** · September 19th, 2003, 04:01 PM

i was going to put redneck, but i really didn't think people would agree with me...i don't hunt, i drive a big truck, but there are no signs of camo or a rebel flag on it....and basically the only redneck thing i have going is that i'm southern and love country music.